> A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed > through the > mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except > for > two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her > grandmother. > After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young > programmer > are interested in each other, because they are giving each other > looks. > Soon > the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound > of a > kiss followed by the sound of a slap. > > > When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without > saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash > for > that > young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." > The Project manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know the > young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed > him when she slapped me!" > > > > The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, > but > I > wish my grandmother had not slapped him!" > > The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He > thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the > chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the > same > time!" > > > > B A Smart Programmer!!!!!!
