Place of SUSU

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In a party a lady wanted to go to the  toilet badly.
So she approached the host Santa and asked,

"Where is your  SUSU place,  Please show me."

Santa winked at the lady and said.
"Yea, naughty girl, First you show me your SUSU place and then I will show
you mine." <http://smsguru.in/>



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SANTA-yaar tumne apni biwi ko talak kyu diya?

BANTA-yaar wo badi characterless thi,
Shadi mujse ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi. <http://smsguru.in/>



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Santa talking on phone.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...?
Santa: Tumhari hai. <http://smsguru.in/>



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Banta joins army, given AK 47.

He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi <http://smsguru.in/>hoga.



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