LET HIM DIG
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each
other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep
into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and
out of the grave and come and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the
many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man
liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart
attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight
to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned of her safety, asked... "Aren't you afraid that he may
indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come
back to haunt you for the rest of your life"?
The old woman put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried
upside down"!
WOMEN....THEY THINK OF EVERYTHING!
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