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One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk

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Today's  Professional Management
FUNDAS<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




1."We will do it" means "You will do
it"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to
you"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the
same"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At
least not 
tomorrow!"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have
already decided, I will tell you what to
do"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually
lied"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk
later" <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on
time"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the
deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on
time."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from
me"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier
that would have made hardly any
difference!"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where
your fault 
is"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that
the work is not affected," means, "Well you
know..."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be
blamed"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>




17."All the Best" means "You are
<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/one-liners-hidden-meanings.html>in
trouble"




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