Good Humour
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (A grocery store in
Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat
food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will
probably feed cat food to his kids.
He asks Santa to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Banta
goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week Banta finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog
food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that
this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food
to his kids.
He asks Santa to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog
food. Banta goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
Next week Banta comes to Woolworth’s with a bag. He asks the manager to put his
hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it
out. He shouts at Banta: “What the….! This is shit you…!” and Banta calmly
replies: “Yes, and I want toilet paper”.
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