Why only Indians are re-born ?
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have
some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems.
They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing
Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes'
and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people
for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since
they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of them
are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you
want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to
the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having
down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back.
Now, what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man, I don't believe this! Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.. He returned and said, "I'm sorry
Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install air
conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the
fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone
connection between heaven and
hell...I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some
were trying to start a chai - pakora shop, which I had to stop...
As a clincher, Satan then said, "I am requesting the Lord to send them back on
earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth cases".
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