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Once a saint went to a prostitute and after completing the activity while he
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The prostitute asked "BABA PAISAY ?". <http://smsguru.in/>



He replied "pagli tujhse thodi loonga....!". <http://smsguru.in/>



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Wife:"Dr. Mere pati ke *us* pe madhumukhi NE kata hai" <http://smsguru.in/>



Dr.:"oh!soojh gaya. Dard bhi hai kaya?" <http://smsguru.in/>



Wife:" Ji hanlekin sirf dard ki dava do soojan rahne do. !<http://smsguru.in/>



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TEACHER: " Kya cheez mooh main nahin leni chahiye ?"
STUDENT: "Jalta hua BULB. <http://smsguru.in/>



TEACHER: "Kyon?"
STUDENT: "Kal raat mummy papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb bujha do to mooh main
loongi." <http://smsguru.in/>



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Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry sweetheart ! We'll try to do it slowly. Push it in
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Aah!  I  can't. It's painful.
Ok sweetheart Let's get another......... WEDDING <http://smsguru.in/>RING



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