Idiots go to Heaven
Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were
out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone
knows it, the three men found themselves standing before
the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the
Devil were standing nearby.
"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven
is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit
the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can
ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer,
then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then
you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most
comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a
snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to
the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was
correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his
finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated
formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger,
another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.
The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was
correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of
his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"
The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat."
The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let
out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked,
"Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."
"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my a** hole." and the
idiot went to Heaven.
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