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1. A  FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man  tells her
that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are
CLOSED.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



2.  One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before  Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you  are
HAPPY<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



3.  Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1.  Tele-Phone
2.  Tele-Vision
3.  Tell to Woman
Need  still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY
ONE.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



4.  Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends. <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



5. A  man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and  Best Woman.
Next  moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral  : BE SPECIFIC<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



6.  What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It  is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends. <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



7.  Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They  see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should  KILL him.
Ant  2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we  will
just  throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE  him because  he is ALONE and we are
FOUR.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



8.  If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your
life.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



9.  Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE.
Answer  : On their
MARRIAGE.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



10.  When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -  Please PAY  the
ELECTRICITY BILL.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



11.  Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,  you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>



12.  "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built
<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/good-one-to-laught.html>for" -  Albert
Einstein



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