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Three men - an American, a Japanese and Banta were 
sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. 
 The American pressed his forearm and the beep stoped. 
The others looked at him questioningly. 
  
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under 
the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. 
The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. 
When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. 
I have a microchip in my hand." 
  
Banta felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, 
decided he had to do something just as impressive. 
He steped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns 
with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging from his butt. 
The others raised their eyebrows and said, 
"Wow! What's that?" 
   
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains. 
 
 


 
 



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