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Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.

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About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my
work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly,
I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I
am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just
stop 
laughing!!")<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Relationship status :
what?<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.


Age : 10111
           1111
            
111<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Here for: web browsing in company
hours.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong
here!!)<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Ethnicity : Programmer.


Languages I speak : Java, C/C++,
010101110101<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all
religions.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a
pig!!<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Humor : 
weekly.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a
cross-bag.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the
earth.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Drinking : The first is
this.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
:-)<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
engineer? Believe me, I am
living!!<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this
page)<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Webpage<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>:
http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com – Isn't it Ultimate???


Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking
for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my
future.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer
chess.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Activities: Are you
crazy?<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101
ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others
censored.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything
depressing.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Tv shows : can't afford
one.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>




Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my
cubicle<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ideal-orkut-profile-of-a-software-engineer.html>
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