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Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It
will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be
wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
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Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....<http://smsguru.in/>



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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam
the essay which came was 'FATHER' .

He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read:  AM A VERY FATHERLY
PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY
NEIGHBOUR.
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

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investigating.......

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