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A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host
needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her
"My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him
and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been
married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly,
I've forgotten her name."
A
new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when
she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was
any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a
long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
Man says to
God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
A lady calls
the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive
and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches
tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody
love
him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify
this
report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't
believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he
wears
a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and
asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She
replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean
I wanted him back!"
Eternally(๏̯͡๏)
