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BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her
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CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should
be above average and must run the household at a good
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DOCTOR: Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me
desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has
knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all
sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no
side effects. Apply or
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DRUNKER: Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory.
I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preffered will carry me from
bar to  ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be
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LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post
of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be
strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be
willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord I.e. Myself.
Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in
confidence and if you have the
confidence.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/wanted-a-wife.html>



SOFTWARE ENGINEER: Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with
Security features (privileges only for the Specific User especially critical
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There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in
her.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/wanted-a-wife.html>



LowBugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build. She Must not
be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application
& CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never be released to ANY
OTHER <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/wanted-a-wife.html>Customer.



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