*Wife: 'What are you doing?'*
*Husband: Nothing. * *Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'* *Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.' * *------------ --------- --------- - * *Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' * *Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?' * *Wife: 'Yes or no.' * *------------ --------- --------- - * *Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' * *Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' * *Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' * *Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' * *------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- ----- * *Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' * *Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' * *Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' * *------------ --------- ---------* *Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' * *Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' * *Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' * *____________ _________ _________ __ * *A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' * *'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' * *------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- * *Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.* *The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' * *------------ --------- --------- - * *A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' * *He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!"* *read more.....* <http://forum.funxtra.com/index.php?board=12.0>*'<http://forum.funxtra.com/index.php?board=12.0> * -- «·´`·.(*·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·*).·´`·» «·´¨*·.¸¸.« ·^^~............ Farzana Khalid..فرزانة خالد.......... ~^^·».¸¸.·*¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·* *·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·»
