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Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant,
so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
# Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the
closet; you 'just don't understand'.
# Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear
them.
# Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to
trap you into feeling guilty.
# Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it,
even if they have nothing to say.
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Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
# Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a
spider or a wasp involved.
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Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And
they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two
or three people.
# Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to
gossip.
# Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It
might be the lottery calling.
# Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't
need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
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Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in
the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a
tropical rain forest.
" Hold on tightly to what is Truly important to life"
