Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
>From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after
I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these
years so let him suffer now."
Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger? "
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
Husband & Wife - Why?
"
Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be
home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another
man's arms.
" Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said,
"Maybe,
Son, she didn't get the fax."
Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor
and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the
office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would
run around barking.
Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the
slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"
Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One
woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her
husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but
have I ever said anything bad about him?"
Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and
said,
"Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they
meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."
Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A
man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts
shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares
answer her."
One of his friends asked."And when you are
angry, what do you do?" The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the
windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.
Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home
late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came
home at three o'clock in the
morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "You see, his
name is Bill."
Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied,
"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What's wonderful?
My wife doesn't know about it yet.
**BE LOVE**
Blessing all-ways~
"Fall Seven times, stand up Eight."
