Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether
to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by
putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that
ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going
to let you decide where you want to go!"Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks,
Lord. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek
at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell
first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white
sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running
around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.The sun was shining
and the temperature was just perfect
! Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!" To
which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds
in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and
singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought
for only a brief moment and rendered
his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell.""As you
desire," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall,
screaming
among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by
demons."How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and
despair. "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to
the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, THAT!" said
God. "That was the screen saver"
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