SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER...
Dearest Samantha,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
Tuesday, the 20th of June 2009.
With
reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2009 at
1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love
affair would be on probation for a period of no less than
three months
and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training
and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover
to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would
initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your
performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I
am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.I
request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and
I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this
offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely, Max
MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER...
Dear Max,
Please
refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I
hope to accept your proposal for romance.However, you should be
informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional
prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to
your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.I also need to be
assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this
commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent
disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation
according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense
account
should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be
entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be
in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.
Please
also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on
myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply
on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of
interest.
Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
Yours perhaps, Samantha!
"Two wrong don't make a right, but three rights make a Left."
