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A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.<http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"<http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?" <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!" <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> ********* <http://www.funkruti.com> <http://www.funkruti.com> Moral of the story : Always tell your wife the truth. 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