Boyfriend before marriage

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Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent

He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon?
Wife replied: Kamine! Ginay to do :p
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Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up!

Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai, Betho Betho
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Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli "wah re mohabbat"
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila
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Ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.

Kaise?
Nothing serious.

Ship bich main kharab hogai.
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