May I know the Time Please...
May I know the time please?!
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,
if you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the
time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and
address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old
Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by
and came into wish me.Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of
tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time
you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: made it Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then
have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my
daughter.
Young Man: Smiles. ;)
Old
Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You
will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old
Man: My daughter may start liking you and star waiting for you. After
meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for
marriage.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and
ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! and
smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my Daughter to a person like
you who does not even own a Watch..
"May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!"
