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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to
take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.

In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the
lawyer.


Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
my favorite donkey Bessie into the...

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'".


Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the
fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Police officer on
the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply
answer the question."


By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said
to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say."


Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just
loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the motorway when
this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck
right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into
the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could
hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning.

I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the
accident a Policeman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and
groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun
and shot her between the eyes. Then the officer came across the road with
his gun in his hand and looked at me."


He said, "Your donkey was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you
<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/i-am-just-fine-31122008.html>feeling?"

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