A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A fewminutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in theseat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel alittle airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go tothe bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sittingthere, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the planehits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through thelittle guy. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy'schest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees thevomit all over him. "So," says the little guy, "are you feeling betternow?" Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned aroundand returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. Aconcerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "Thepilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flightattendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot." Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It'snot because of the film's content, it's because the people in the film areeating better than the people on board. A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchenlistening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room. She heardher son said, "All of you sons of bitches get the hell off the plane now, causethis is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, getyour asses in the plane, cause we're going to take-off now." The mother went inand told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I wantyou to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you comeout, you may play with your plane, but I want you to use nice language." Twohours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with hisplane. Soon the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are deplaning,please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for flyingwith us today and hope your tr ip was a pleasant one. We hope you will fly withus again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you justboarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,there is no smoking on the plane. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxingjourney with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "Forthose of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitchin the kitchen."Unleash AStorm Of Traffic To Your Websites With This Free System
