A nice one to laugh and feel proud too! WHY INDIANS GET ATTACKED ABROAD? It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Manoj Rai entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Manoj Rai, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Again, no response except from Manoj Rai. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Manoj Rai. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Manoj Rai, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F**K the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Manoj Rai put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Manoj Rai says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' For Sale , Purchase & Repairing of any Kind of Mobile Phone & Accessories Please Visit: MOBILE DOT COM A complete Mobile Store with Lowest Price and Best Services SHOP NO. - 311, HUDA MARKET, SECTOR - 7, FARIDABAD , HARYANA - 121002. VARUN RAI 9310153060 (24 X 7) Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Manoj Rai jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Manoj Rai frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson (RIP) to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.' The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh*t, we're screwed!' And Manoj Rai said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008".(recession) Manoj Rai Mobile No. : 9810643040 (24 X 7) E-Mail ID : [email protected] Now I am available on ORKUT as well. Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow. For Sale , Purchase & Repairing of any Kind of Mobile Phone & Accessories Please Visit: MOBILE DOT COM A complete Mobile Store with Lowest Price and Best Services SHOP NO. - 311, HUDA MARKET, SECTOR - 7, FARIDABAD , HARYANA - 121002. VARUN RAI 9310153060 (24 X 7) The INTERNET now has a personality. YOURS! See your Yahoo! Homepage. http://in.yahoo.com/
