Pura andar gaya

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Boy: " Pura andar gaya ?"
Madam: "Haan gaya.." <http://smsguru.in/>



Boy: " Dard hua kya ?"
Madam: "Bahut hua" <http://smsguru.in/>



Boy: "koi baat nahi! doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! "<http://smsguru.in/>



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why man does not make whisling sound while passing urine like woman
?<http://smsguru.in/>



-- 'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER ! <http://smsguru.in/>



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Girl : " mom what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
Mom : " beti when u will grow & will become a good girl! u will get
one."<http://smsguru.in/>



Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! " <http://smsguru.in/>



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Touch it gently ..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers....
Rub it up & down gently.........
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...that's the right way of washing the drinking <http://smsguru.in/>glass!!!



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