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Wife bought a new transparent Brawore in front of her hubby..
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
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A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself:
I wish 2 inches more & I'll b a king.
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Every married man keeps wondering every evening:
Should I go out and look at what I cannot f*ck or....
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Man: Sex ho jaye?
Wife: No.
Man: Jewar le dunga.
Wife: No.
Man: Car le dunga.
Wife: NoNoNo.
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