Stupid government websites and their whorish contents
Kerala government websites are notoriously stupid. Most of them are created
by C-Dit, an institution where dirty politics alone has sway. C-dit  has no
academic business. The pinnacle of knowhow there is making hologram stickers
for liquor bottles.  I don't know who the heck they employ to write learnt
content for their website.

Almost every webpage that tells something general about Kerala has whorish
content that shamelessly trumpets its exaggerated "natural beauties". Yes,
these websites (and other sites that sell tourism) pose Kerala as a cheap
whore that touts brazenly crying out her assets. You won't see two
paragraphs together without multiple instances of that fucking stupid phrase
(God's own */*&%$#) which has been repeated ad nauseam. Here's a sample:
"Cascading delicately down the hills to the golden coasts covered by verdant
coconut groves..."

Apart from the whoredom, there is the question of misinformation. What the
heck is Parasuram's relation with the history of Kerala? Of course, a
history of Kerala will have to treat that myth. But why should a bare
outline on the government website should mention this hatchet wielder? (I
think there is some shady reasons for that. This might sound like a
conspiracy theory, but it is worth looking into. A subject for a separate
post.)
See this page
http://www.kerala.gov.in/knowkerala/profile.htm
"Kerala attracted the notice of people in other parts of India even from
time immemorial. It is evident from the many reference to the land of in
ancient Sanskrit works. The Aitareya Aranyaka is the earliest Sanskrit work,
which specifically mentions Kerala. The great Epics Ramayana and
Mahabharatha, show awareness of Kerala on the part of their authors.
Katyayana (4th century BC) and Pathanjali (2nd Century BC) show their
acquaintance with the geography of Kerala. Kautilya's Arthasastra mentions
Kerala. The puranas also mention Kerala.Kalidasa's Raghuvamsa has given a
beautiful description of Kerala."
This is a stupid re-hashment of a passage from Sreedharamenon's 1967 book.
In Sreedharamenon the mention in Aitareya Aranyaka is about cherapadar,
apparently incidental. When some rehasher processes it, it becomes specific
mention. (A further rehashment is seen in Wikiepedia article on Kerala,
which is arch-stupid.)
Further: http://www.kerala.gov.in/history&culture/earlyhistory.htm
"They constructed strange burial monuments in granite, literate[sic] and
pottery..."
"In fact, there is very little evidence of the old and the new stone ages in
Kerala."
Here's is the best instance of all.
http://www.kerala.gov.in/history&culture/history&cul.htm
"The ancient history of Kerala is shrouded in the mists of tradition. The
most popular legend would have it that the land crust that forms the State
was raised from the depths of the ocean. Parasurama, the Brahmin avatar
(incarnation) of Lord Vishnu, had waged an epic series of vengeful wars on
the Kshatriyas. Came a moment when Parasurama was struck by remorse at the
wanton annihilation he had wrought. He offered severe penance atop the
mountain heights. In a mood of profound atonement, the sage heaved his
mighty axes into the midst of the distant ocean. The waves foamed and
frothed as a prawn-shaped land extending from Gokarnam to Kanyakumari
surfaced from the depths of the sea to form the state and hence the
sobriquet - "Gods own Country".

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