*SCHOOL DAYS*
*Teacher:* 'What is your name?'. Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'* Teacher:* 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.' Student: 'My name is Sunlight . *Teacher:* 'What is your name?'. Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'* Teacher:* 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name' Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda." * ** Teacher:* Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student: BROTHERLY LOVE * Teacher:* Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student: A holiday * Teacher:* 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ' Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.' * Teacher:* How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am.* Teacher:* How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Green Youth Movement" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/greenyouth?hl=en-GB -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
