> > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed > > that the new program began unexpected child processing that took > > up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this > > phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife > > 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during > > system initialization, where it monitors all other system > > activity. > > > > Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and > > Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever > > selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while > > attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am > > thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall > > does not work on this program. > > > > Can you help me, please!!! Thanks, Joe > > > > Dear Joe: > > > > This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due > > to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend > > 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES > > & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and > > designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you > > would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to > > Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would > > cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. > > > > It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files > > from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend > > 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried > > to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more > > problems than the original system. Look in your manual under > > "Warnings/Alimony/Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 > > and just deal with the situation. > > > > Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read > > the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). > > You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that > > might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action > > will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. > > > > In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately > > you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating > > system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long > > as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great > > program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional > > software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend > > Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. > > > > Do not under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt > > 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is > > likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. > > > > Best of luck. Tech Support. > > > > > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the > >habit of making excuses. -- George Washington Carver (1864-1943), American > >botanist, agricultural chemist, inventor, educator > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ___________________________________________________ OneMailer.com - Check your email anytime, anywhere 5 In 1 Card Reader (CF,SM,MMC,SD,Micro Drive) For USD35.00! Purchase online at http://www.ethelon.net/product_51card_reader.php _______________________________________________ gtk-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://mail.gnome.org/mailman/listinfo/gtk-list
