Kevin, that was a great story.  Here's one of my own.  And yes,
I too know that adrenalin is brown:

I'm riding my Vmax through the Mojave desert in California on my
way to the River Run in Laughlin, Nevada last year.

I'm crusing along around 85 to 90 miles an hour, and my eyes
start feeling a little scratchy.  I ponder why this might be,
and come to the conclusion that the dryness of the air is drying
out my eyes, making them feel like there's sand under my eyelids.

Now, Shoei bills their face shields as being 100% UV blocking.  I
tend to doubt this, as I sunburn through them (fair-skinned guy
that I am).  So I wear sunblock on my face when riding any distance,
particularly in hot and sunny places.  And I'm here to tell you,
it doesn't get much more hot and sunny than in the Mojave desert.

All at once, the scratchy feeling in my eyes turns to a burning
so intense that I feel as though someone's sprayed napalm at me
and lit it.  It took only a microsecond to realize that the
dryness of the air wasn't causing the scratchy feeling- It was
the sweat on my forehead making the sunblock run down into my eyes.

I couldn't keep my eyes open, no matter how hard I tried.
On a motorcycle going roughly 90 mph, this is a BAD thing.

Naturally, pulling over and stopping became high on my list of
things to do.  Luckily there were no cars around for me to hit.
The question was, how to do it?  There was little shoulder to
speak of, and I didn't want to hit the dirt while riding blind.
Obi-Wan Kenobe's voice called to me, saying "Use the Force, Luke!"
I slowed down as best as I could, downshifting to first, and
hoping I was still riding in a straght line.  There was the
occasional reflector dot at the edge of the lane, so I used those
to keep my trajectory in the proper direction.  I stopped just
to the right of the last dot I ran over, and in one fluid motion
had my helmet off and my handkerchief blotting the offending
chemicals out of my screaming eyes.

When I was able to see again, I saw that I had stopped two inches
from the soft dirt shoulder.  I hadn't crashed, I hadn't hit
anybody, and nobody had run into me.  A good landing by all
accounts, though not one I'm eager to duplicate.  Now I'm
careful about what kind of sunblock I buy!

And yes, that ordeal taught me that adrenaline is indeed brown.

Keep the shiny side up,

 -K

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