In this age of seasonal joy & political correctness...I actually got this
this morning from one of my clients...hope you enjoy it as much as I did
Have a safe and happy holiday. Those of you that can ride...ride one for
the rest of us cold northerners. Be safe, ride the pace and plan for a
rally sometime next summer! (there I started it this time!)
All in the best in 2002
Shawn Pearsall
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