> The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked > up to the man. "Sir," he said looking at his watch, > "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the > 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were > speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you > go." > > The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last > week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I > thought you were bringing her back." > The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day."
EXCELLENT!
