>Terry wrote:
>
> I am in Virginia.  I need to join the GTS 1000 club membership.
>
Henry S. Winokur wrote:
>
> There is no "GTS 1000 Club" per se.


Uh, excuse me.

Here in the Pacific Northwest we have the "Rocky Mountain GTS Touring
Society" Chapter. We meet on Sundays after church and ride down to the
local topless bars for beer and lap dances.

Membership is free, but you have to sponsered and you have to buy the
'club' t-shirt, a picture of a GTS with the words underneath, "Fork
Off!"

T-shirt is $500, but we take payments in three easy installments of
$200.

Heh.

Sorry, I just downed a double espresso, and, well....you know. ;^)

(Note: This is intended for humorous purposes only. Any resemblance to
persons dead or alive is just a dam lucky shot in the dark!)

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