The inventor Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, Saint Peter told Arthur, "Since you have been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hangout with anyone you want to in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and said, "I want to hang out with God." Saint Peter took Arthur to the throne room and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah.. yes." "Well, " said Arthur, "Professional to Professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.
1- There is too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2- It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4- The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally, 5- The maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
