>
> Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he
> comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
>
> The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
>
> It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
>
> He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great
> condition for 10 years.
>
> 'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is
> outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from
> the rain.'
>
> And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
>
> That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
> Naturally, they take the bike there.
>
> But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to
> tell you something about my family before we go in.'
>
> 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says
> anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
>
> 'No problem,' he says. And in they go.
>
> Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack
> of dirty dishes.
>
> In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in
> the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
>
> They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
>
> As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
>
> So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
>
> No one says a word.
>
> So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
>
> Still, nobody says a word.
>
> So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table,
> and screws her right there, in front of her parents.His girlfriend is a
> little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he
> sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom.
>
> 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the
> dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the
> dinner table.
>
> Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total
> silence.
>
> All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
>
> Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
> Suddenly the father shouted....'I'll do the f****** dishes!!!
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