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*A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft.*<http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.* <http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *“You are employed.” He said.” Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.”*<http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, neither an email.”*<http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *I’m sorry“, said the HR manager, “If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”*<http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. During that season, tomatoes were in great demand. So, he thought of doing some business with it. He then went to the supermarket and bought a 10Kg tomato crate. He sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than 2-3 hours, he succeeded to double his capital.*<http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60.*<http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.* <http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *15 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.*<http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.* <http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.*<http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *The man replied, “I don’t have an email”.* <http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *The broker answered curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!”* <http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> *The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d have been an office boy at Microsoft!“* <http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> * * <http://bit.ly/9bkhnd> More Stuff Below...New Job Titles<http://funn2shh.co.in/humor/new-job-titles/> The Clever Man <http://funn2shh.co.in/jokes/the-clever-man/> Never Lie to your Mom(Must read)<http://funn2shh.co.in/jokes/never-lie-to-your-mom/> ** Liked This Mail, Forward to your friends ** Enjoyed Mail<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funn2shh/>? Don't Wait, Join US <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funn2shh/> [image: JOIN US NOW !!!] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funn2shh/> -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Gugukluhayat" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/gugukluhayat?hl=en.
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