> A Chrismouse Tail
His coat was red, his whiskers white, His boots and belt were black;
He was a fat and happy chap, Who had a big red sack.
He had a wife and children, two, And Chrismouse was his name;
Just everybody knew of him, For such is Chrismouse fame.
His wife was known as Mary, And Happy was his son;
His daughter's name was Joyous, They were known by everyone.
But alas, his only sadness, Which sometimes made him wail,
Was that when he was much younger, Someone pinched his tail.
He asked the Engine Driver, "Sir, have you seen any lost tails?"
But the Engine Driver answered, "Not along my rails."
He asked the burly Policeman, "Sir, have you seen my lost tail?"
But the Policeman only laughed and said, "It might be out on bail."
He asked the Jolly Carpenter, "Sir, have you seen any lost tails?"
But the Carpenter just answered, "Not among my nails."
And then he asked the Postman, "Have you seen my lost tail?"
But he said, "If I find it, I'll send it in the mail."
So if you see Father Chrismouse, And he looks rather grim;
Just smile and wave and tell, A Chrismouse tail to him.
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