Wade Horn, assistant secretary for children and families at the Department
of Health and Human Services, and his message to adults aged up to **29**
years old: "Abstaining from sex is the only effective method to prevent
pregnancy or disease."
Jim Bob Cletus, assistant secretary for rumors on the internets at the
Department of Homeland Security: "Abstaining from being online is the only
effective method to avoid virus infection."
The first bit is not a troll:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-10-30-abstinence-message_x.htm
From: "Anthony Q. Martin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: The Hardware List <[email protected]>
To: The Hardware List <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: [H] Free or Cheap AV Software
Date: Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:32:47 -0500
Also, the best way to avoid any infections in both realms is to become
completely isolated....no connections of any type!
Now, who wants that?
Hayes Elkins wrote:
Funny how double bagging in both the physical and digital realms result in
inferior protection :)
Two condoms on top of each other can cause tearing and two AV programs
battling it out will cause false positives and hinder each other's ability
to do their job.
From: dhs <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: The Hardware List <[email protected]>
To: The Hardware List <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: [H] Free or Cheap AV Software
Date: Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:04:22
How about PAY for the $5 condom, put it on, AND put the FREE one
over it?
If the result is protection, what's the harm?
Now, if you wish to move back to the "lack of feeling(freedom)"
discussion,
then I'm just gonna say Y(personal)MMV & JMHO!
Trojan and Me be good friends!
Best,
Duncan
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