Clown Chakra ~ A New Source of Healing

The clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed
under one heading - Seriousness.  Seriousness is the leading cause of 
everything from cancer to reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown
Academy have  discovered a new source of healing.   It is a psychic
energy point located between the heart chakra &  the
throat chakra.   It is called the clown chakra.       When people are
feeling miserable, if they have financial problems,
if their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health,
if  they constantly find fault with others, then obviously their clown
chakra is  closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under
a high-power  microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad
face. When the clown  chakra is open & functioning normally, the cells
display a happy  face.   The scientists realized that if a person is
ill, it is because  their mind has projected guilt onto the cells of
their body & has forced out  the love that is normally found within each
cell. The cells are saying ' I lack  love' or ILL for short. The
scientists also discovered that all disease is due  to cells being out
of ease or 'dis-eased'. When the clown chakra is open &  working (or
rather playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery,  pain,
anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness etc & converts the energy 
into tiny red heart-shaped balloons.   The red heart balloons contain
love & joy & are directed to  the 'diseased' cell or situation, & a
happy face appears immediately. :+)  Sometimes these red heart balloons
are called endorphins because when anyone  experiences them, the feeling
of separation ends & they experience being  back home with a loving
family & hence are no longer an 'orphan'. This is  the well-known 'end
orphan' effect. So if you think someone is attacking you,  clown
scientists recommend that you visualize sending that person red 
heart-shaped balloons filled with love & joy. :+)   Remember to keep
your clown chakra open & remember to  laugh.  "We no longer vibrate to
fear
when we're attuned to  love"
Frank Whitney

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