On Aug 12, 2006, at 14:28, Nicholas Clark wrote:
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE AND HIT SEND.
Oh yeah baby, yell at me, I looove that!
Thanks for your email! However, I now get over 150 spam emails a
day. That's
just too many to handle. And unfortunately, my automatic filters
like to
claim that mail from my family and friends is spam. So I have to
double check
all those messages to make sure I'm not actually ignoring my mom
instead of
the spam. Since I haven't setup your email address on my approved
list yet
(sorry!), you need to let me know you're not an evil spammer.
You could ofcourse suggest to your friends and family to not send you
HTML mail, I'm just saying.
Please don't change the subject line when you reply. The text in
the subject
tells my email server how to locate your message and forward it on
to me.
Aah, an intelligent mailserver!
I know this is inconvenient, but your address will automatically be
remembered after your first email. From then on you're emails will
go straight
to me, and you won't have to deal with this hassle again.
Groovy, I could start to send you spammessages then, woohoo. Or
better! I'll forge Nicholas' address and claim to be him, cause you
have approved him, and ofcourse he would never send you spam if he
replies to the spam preventer bot.
We have a rule at work. Just because someone doesn't do something at
a certain time, doesn't mean they will never.
My brother sends me spam, I punched him, he stopped. I did leave his
spammessage marked as spam, because I don't care who sends the
message, if it's spam, it's spam.
Back to pizza.
Tanja