Dear Firefox updater,

Thank you so much for keeping my copy of Firefox, and my Firefox extensions, up
to date. I really appreciate that, truly I do.

But let me clue you in on how GUIs work in the 21st century. Nowadays, when an
application highlights a button as a default, hitting return is normally
interpreted as though the user had pressed that button. I can understand your
confusion, after all, it's only been standard behaviour for at least the last
twenty years or so, so maybe you haven't quite caught up yet. So consider this
just a little FYI:

When I hit the triply-accursed enter key, and you have a fscking button
highlighted, I want you to act as though I had personally moved the mouse over
the d*mned button and mother-fscking clicked it! AAAAAARRRGGH! You
filth-encrusted slimy turd! May you suffer a terminal case of licky-end, or
something even more horrific!

-- 
Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com>
90% of everything is crud. And for software the other 10% is worse.
    -- Nicholas Clark

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