The entire fucking Internet had just better be grateful I'm practical enough to not limit myself to doing business only with people who can design functional web user interfaces, because I'd be shit out of luck finding one.
Dear Citibank: You can stuff your criminally obtuse payment-account-addition interface in your ears. And top it off with your ridiculous "feedback can only be 20 lines (of unspecified length, natch)" comments form. I'll tell you what, I'll keep my feedback to 20 lines or less if you make the explanatory text on your dialogues not LIE about required formatting. Dear Chase: And as for you people, you can just take that ridiculous "You're logging on from a new computer! OMG!" authorization code transfer nonsense and shove it where the sun don't shine. I am in fact NOT signing on from a new computer, I'm signing on from one of the two computers I always use, on its same IP it always uses, and your goddamn inability to handle cookies is not my problem. God, imagine the pain if I had multiple machines changing NAT addresses all the time behind my firewall at home. It's amazing it ever works for anyone at all. I want goddamn SecurID tokens for my banks just to eliminate this bullshit. I hear tell other people get them, and I'm bitterly, bitterly jealous. hatefully, --s.
