Automatic flush toilets

[Peter da Silva]

Since there's probably a microprocessor in these damn things, this  
counts as software hate.

Dear plumbing supplies company: when you make an automatic toilet  
flushing device that flushes the toilet when you stand up, include a  
method for the person to manually flush the toilet AGAIN when they  
have finished wiping, short of sitting down and waiting for your  
stupid detector to decide that you've probably taken another dump. I  
am getting so tired of having to flush someone else's dirty bog paper  
when I enter a stall.