Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stands up and offers 'If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.' 'No,' Clinton says, 'That would be an ACCIDENT.' A girl raises her hand. 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy.' 'I'm afraid not,' explains Clinton. 'That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.' The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. 'What?' asks Clinton, 'Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: 'If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy.' 'Wonderful!' Clinton beams. 'Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?' 'Well,' says the boy, 'because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!' __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com ========================================================= http://www.smsgratuit.uv.ro - SMS GRATUIT ! ========================================================= Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hazdenecaz/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
