>>A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks
>>into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming
>>obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
>>The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome
>>to Wal-Mart ... nice children you've got there - are
>>they twins?"
>>
>>The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
>>"Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the
>>younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think
>>they're twins?........ Do you really think they look
>>alike?"
>>
>>"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe
>>you got laid twice!"
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