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Razvan Simonescu <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to
call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl
was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all
things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones,
they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl
of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of
him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said,
"I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to
the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was
walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this
little package on the ground. The directions said
to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"
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