There's a man with a bald head and a wooden
leg
who gets invited to a Halloween
party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide
his head and
his leg so he writes to a fancy
dress
company to explain the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel
with a note.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.
The
spotted handkerchief will cover your bald
head and, with your wooden
leg, you will be just
right as a pirate."
The man thinks this
is terrible because they
have just emphasized his wooden leg, and so
he
writes a letter of complaint. A week passes,
and he receives another parcel
and a note,
which says:
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a monk's
habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg and,
with your bald head,
you will really look the part."
Now the man is really annoyed since they
have
gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to
emphasizing his bald head, so
he writes the
company another nasty letter of complaint. The
next day he
receives a small parcel and a note
which reads:
"Dear Sir, please find
enclosed a bottle of
molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald
head,
stick your wooden leg up your butt, and
go as a Caramel apple!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Aici aberez eu...
