A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st
Grade class. Madam asked,"Boy. What is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
4th Grade!"
Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While
the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal
what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the
boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to
go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. the Boy was
brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade
should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the 4th grade."
Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both
agreed.
Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of"?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but
I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie
me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense
and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,
I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy..: Nose
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K' & if u dont get it, u have to use urhand.
Boy.: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's
longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a
man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME.
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to
IIM AHEMEDABAD UNIVERSITY ,"INDIA"
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!".
