--- On Tue, 5/19/09, Ovidiu Maxiniuc <[email protected]> wrote:
From: Ovidiu Maxiniuc <[email protected]> Subject: [hazdenecaz] FW: French! To: "Ovidiu Maxiniuc" <[email protected]> Date: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 5:34 PM > When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, > the British > ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his > honor. At the > dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with > MadamedeGaulle: > > "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, > such a presence on the French and international scene for so > many years! > > How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you > most looking forward to in these retirement years?" > > "A penis," replied Madame deGaulle. > > A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her > answer... and no one > knew what to say next. > > Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma > cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, > 'appiness!'"
